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Brain Busters Tuesday

Why do people trip about breaking big bills? I mean really make a fuss about breaking a 50. Stupid you're going to have to break it eventually. Gimmie the gat damn money! Why do people put other people on the phone when they know you don't like them? I try to be nice and say, "tell Sally I said hello." You wanna speak with her. "NO I DON'T! Oh heyyyy Sally..." Why do drunk people get on my nerves so much? I'd rather deal with a drug addict, I swear. Drunk people be talking so philosophically and emotionally. Asking stupid ass smart questions and laughing for no reason. Smh, help, why me?

Brain Busters Monday - twitter edition

> If I ask you (a man) if I got you in trouble (with your girl) the answer should always be hell nall. How can she punish you? You got the game super twisted. You need to switch organs cuz she definitely wearing the pants and you my dear are wearing the panties if you are a grown man and you still get in trouble. #clockout >If you don't have a car because she gave you two flats and a brick through the back window #clockout. >If you don't have a phone because you gave it to her so she can get a job but you don't have a job #clockout. >If you don't have a job because they fired you because she kept coming up there causing a scene #clockout. After all that if you're still with her you should #clockout but you're the ultimate dumb if you knock her up! > If she is the hospital, IN LABOR but she still has time to answer YOUR phone and screen YOUR calls you need to #clockout because you're the weakest link, Goodbye. (by the way this is all true... ...