Because I said so

Day 2 - Wednesday May 19, 2010 Woke up and did 225 crunches and 25 push ups. Take a shower, get ready for work. Had to take my friend to Walmart before work. There was a McDonalds in the Walmart. I really enjoy McDonalds and I was hungry. I ordered a plain biscuit, grape jelly. Ate that, drank my bottled water and was very content until lunch time. We were busy at work so I asked my supervisor to come to Olive Garden and eat healthy with me (on an extended lunch (on the clock)). We had soup, salad and breadsticks. I had a raspberry lemonade and a really great filling meal. Took a little doggy bowl of soup home for dinner. After I burnt my tounge and before I went to bed I did 250 crunches. Good day! I later found out that it was a bad day because I ate too many breads and bread is not a good idea on a "diet"... well now I know.

Day 1 - Tuesday May 18, 2010 Woke up and did 225 crunches and 25 push ups. I am turning 25 so I figured 25 would be a good number to use. I got in the shower and shaved. Shaving always makes me feel cleaner, prettier and more alive. I ate a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl and drank a small glass of orange juice. I start my day! Go to work. No snacks! Ate a footlong tuna sub sandwich on wheat bread from Subway, lots of vegetables and a bottled water. Blah Blah Blah come home and before I drift into the land of the sheep (sleep) I do 200 crunches. Day 1 down, 30 more to go.

My girlfriend Hilbring is celebrating her 25th birthday in the Bahamas this year. I love a good planning friend, not those "never follows through but ALWAYS trying to plan some shit" friends. We are leaving Miami on a cruise to the Bahamas. Everyone is excited about the Bahamas. I'm way too excited about Miami. Lol, either way it'll be mid-June so and I will be in a swimsuit and on somebodies beach so I set an obtainable goal for myself in lieu of this marvelous trip. I have to shape up the midsection in order to stunt on the beaches of Miami and the Bahamas. I just gotta do it! Especially hanging with Hilbring ! That chick is a size 2! That's her in the side photo, you gotta know that ain't me! Tall, slim, yellow, long hair... Cue Monique "Skinny women are evil" lol. But I love my size! I look good! Just not so great in a two piece. I tried to hide this fact by buying a monokini (one piece with the back and sides out) but I said nah let me push mys...

So I have been stupid stressed lately. Not the stress that can be easily solved with a tylenol. But the stress can needs to be calmed with an alcoholic beverage or a cancer stick. I've been feeling mighty Tweet-ish, i.e. Smoking Cigarettes And I don't even drink or smoke! It has come to the point of total misunderstanding, if you can understand that. Funny thing is that my stress is not caused by a man. Well not by a man that I'm liking on and anything like that. And no I am not subliminally speaking of "the man" either. It's hard to explain... Tweet? Can you help? "What's you perception of love? Now how many times did we say it was over? And how many times did we not leave? There's no sense in this love hangover, please come back to me." "You got me nervous and trembling (smoking cigarettes at night)" "Sometimes my eyes won't close from weeping and sometimes I can't wake up from sleeping, cause you keep calling me, kee...