Because I said so

Working in retail, I get to see a lot of strange things. This prompted me to start a series entitled Retail Weirdness. So in this weeks Retail Weirdness we are exposing Shoplifters. I have a super awesome Store Manager who is actually about to quit his great paying job with us and take a yucky paying job as a cop in a county ass hick town just because he's always wanted to be a cop, but anyway he's always ready to catch shop lifters in the store. Lately I have been noticing that a lot of women that steal tend to steal a lot of men clothing and at first I used to think they were dumb, getting caught stealing a shirt and tie for your man to go to court tomorrow. His court date that you won't be able to see him off to because you'll be behind bars for stealing something he could have borrowed. Bet he won't be in there stealing an outfit for you when your court date comes around. A lot of these women steal really expensive name brand items for their man, things that the...