Because I said so

If relationships are like entrees, I'm full The appetizers were appealing The salad was superior The main meal was magnificent and the desert... delicious But It's so routine, It's so mundane and I'm so ready to burp. But just when I thought it was bad beyond relief, someone offered to pat my back. "My Beau" (as he so claims to be) proposed courtship today. He said he's giving me four weeks to accept his offer or for any other men to make a better offer. Even if he comes to his senses and reneges on me I will always cherish this day. I can't stop smiling. Check Please.