Because I said so

So there was an "almost attack" of the Big Dog Gang last night. They must have just migrated to our area recently because I had never heard of them till this weekend and had never seen them until last night. My roommates' dad said they surrounded him as he was getting out of the car the night before last and that one was so close it could have bit him. Sure I laughed when I heard the story... Who wouldn't? Two nights later as I am coming back from a late night dinner date. I pull into my driveway blasting music as usual. The only reason I turned my music down before I pulled into the driveway was because my roommate just had a baby and her room is right above the garage. I never park in the garage though so I reverse into the driveway and quickly hit the power button on the radio in an attempt to stay still because three big ass dogs just surrounded my car. OMG! They lookin at me I'm lookin at them... Then I look away as I remember you're not supposed to look

I have three serious questions. Why do people always try to hook you up with their brother who don't got no teeth or their sister who got six kids and seven baby daddies? Why do people sweat you for your number but don't offer to give you theirs? Then text you "hey, what's up' as if we've been friends for years and I have your number stored. Why do people always volunteer applicants to you as if you own your own business and said you were looking for bullshit applicants. "Aye my cousin B-Moe need a job but he has a felony from '04." Please, help me find the answers. I need feedback. These are my brain busters for the day.

Watching the Amerie video "More than Love" ft. Fabolous made me realize how ridiculously easy and cheesy women are. I recommend watching the video before you continue, or you could read this spoiler then humor yourself by watching the video too see if it happens just as you envisioned it. In the video Amerie and boyfriend Fabolous are spending quality time together, which it seems they rarely get a chance to do. Then Fab picks up his phone and starts an email, then leaves the apartment and peeps around the porch so she won't see him typing on is phone as he is leaving the apartment. Amerie hires a photographer to follow Fab to see what he's up to because their relationship didn't use to be like it is now, he comes back with photos of Fab talking to some woman. Fab comes to talk to Amerie, she tells him to leave, he says fine if thats how you want it but "this is me and trust me, I don't even trust me." He leaves, she gets more photos of him with the