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Don't you hate?

... When you always want some shit you can't get? I always want the tuna sandwich special from Subway Sat-Thur, when the special is only on Fridays. I always want a Chick-fil-a cookies and cream shake on Sundays... when they are closed. And I always crave a McDonald's hashbrown around noontime... after breakfast hours. ... When Black ass people get tattoos? That was a waste of money bruh. ... Friends that lie so much you have to save all voice mails and text messages from them to use as evidence against them? ... When you've done all you've can, but it still doesn't work?

Dont you Hate?

... when he starts an argument just to piss you off ... when he leaves the toilet seat up ... people that sing really loudly but don't know the words ... when people take a water out of the refrigerator and don't replace it. You know you didn't put that muthafucka in there so why you drinking it ... wet towels on the edge of the bath tub? Ring it out and hang it up to dry ... when it hurts so bad and feel so good

So say me Tuesday

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Being around your man's friends is like being around stray dogs: don't make eye contact! So I'm at his basketball game and there are a whole lotta "my types" so I hold my head down to keep from staring and slobbing and I lock my eyes on him. They all were looking at me so I made it my business NOT to look at them. He was on the bench, my eyes were on the bench. He was on the floor, my eyes were on the floor. It was hard but I managed to sneak out unharmed, with no new numbers... just as I had came in. Someone needs to leash these animals I swear, sheesh. I almost got myself in trouble, looking so damn good at an intramural basketball game. Note for next time: look even hotter and ignore even harder! If you're his girl, stand firm and be his girl! No one likes a flip flopper, bed hopper. And we shall always remember that Danger smashed the homies!