Because I said so

I am friends with enough men to know that they hate getting the "we need to talk" text because they always perceive that to mean that they have done something wrong, when in fact that is not always the case. Men, I would like to let you in on a little secret... against the wishes of my female counterparts, but what the hey: Here is the reason why women send vague text messages. Women have a specific reason behind every single teeny weeny, itsy bitsy mundane action that they do. Let's focus specifically on those vague and alarming text messages. The "we need to talk" text or the "wn2t txt" as I call it, is sent to get your mind racing on what you did, what you could have done, what you used to do and what you will do as a result of this upcoming conversation. Women like to send those texts when you are not around, when we have not spoken to you in a few days or ideally when we are on good terms. Sending the wn2t txt when you two are on bad terms wil

Tampico Tampico: That distinct mixture of cheap orange drink flavor and hella sugar that only a hood kid would love. Try it some times, it is really good My daughter's stinky toes: I don't know how a person so little could have toe jam so serious but I pick her little stubby toes clean everyday and I enjoy it The smell of a banana peel: I really enjoy the scent of a just eaten banana peel just laying around my room. It is so delicious smelling An old school blackberry: You know the one, the big square one with the scroll on the side. Dang I wish those were back in style. Maybe I can resurrect them... nah nevermind I have an iPhone and if you don't have an iPhone... well you know the rest.  Patterns: My closet holds an abundance of pastel colored flower shirts. My roommate says that I dress like an old lady but I think the style is more earthy and calming Firm over soft: A brand new firm pillow I would squeeze and love to death. I would take a firm couch o

I used to have a best friend I have no clue where she went Maybe I went somewhere and she is frantically looking for me I doubt it because even though I am where I am, when I am where she is I look for her so if we were both looking for each other we should have found each other by now right? But we haven't We've only managed to make ourselves farther and f a r t h e r apart We used to be so close I don't love her any less or at least I don't think I do but I do miss her and I am upset that we've let our relationship come to this distant almost non existent path Maybe I should call more maybe I should email her, send her a letter, maybe just shoot her a text Is it my pride that won't let me do it because I feel as if she should be calling me Maybe she feels the same way Now calling...

Man you guys, my daughter is getting so big. It's unreal. I mean I knew it would happen but how does it happen so fast. She is so alert, so busy, so greedy. I only wish my family could be around every day to see her evolving into this little lady. I said I would never live in Chicago again but my daughter not being around my family is really tearing me up. There shall be changes made real soon. Stay tuned.