I dream of fishies


Remember when your grandmother used to say she dreamt of fishes? Everyone would be looking around, eyebrows raised, waiting for a confession of pregnancy. Too bad I don't have any grandparents because if I did their bedrooms would be full time aquariums due to the abundance of fat girls surrounding me. And by fat girls I mean pregnant girls/women.

I hate when people tell me that I am next just because all of my friends are knocked up. How rude of you to curse me like such? Don't you know that I have been latex tight since I heard word of my roomates' pregnancy. I mean I love my roommate but to each is definitely its own. I have an eight month old sister who I babysit weekly. I be sad, yet so relieved when she long gone... with her talking ass.

Is it so wrong for me to want to be happily married before I reproduce? Why am I now the odd ball of the bunch because I am without child? When guys see me with my girls now, they are going to ask what's wrong with my uterus... poor me. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

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Don said…
I have an eight month old sister who I babysit weekly. I be sad yet so relieved when she long gone... with her talking ass.

Damn. I remember this little baby from a post you did when she was born I think. If so, MAN, time is FLYING. And it's being flown on some aero-dynamic Government top-secret spaceship technology ish. LOL.


Anyway ... I believe you can do some great things in broadcast journalism. You certainly possess the requirements. It's up to you whether or not you sit behind the camera with a swollen face and baby in your stomach.

Nah, I am just kidding.
March 2, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Because I Said So said…
Lol thank you and no thanks
March 4, 2010 at 10:19 PM
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