5 Manly things that Women do better

5. Burp
Have you ever heard a woman burp after a hearty meal? Like a real burp, not those prissy, in the mouth burps but a real live Homer Simpson rattle the lips burp. I have a friend... Randi Nance to be exact... who can burp a man under a rug. I know it's not attractive but it's cool and mildly entertaining.

4. Zone out when ESPN is on
Oh man don't let the man she's with or trying to impress be on the way. She will zone everything out and focus so hard so that she can know the names, numbers and statistics of all the players (not just the cute ones). Nothing impresses a man more for a women to be into the stuff that he's into. Unlike the rest of us girls (raises hands) who could care less and could win the trophy for zoning out the opposite way when ESPN is on.

3. Cheat
If you thought you were slick hunny, "wait till I show you this" (Ying Yang edited version of The Whisper Song). A women is better at cheating because face it, men don't care enough to be careful. Women research, plot and plan. We know how we gonna do it before you ever thought we were capable of doing it. Catch up fellas! Or better yet, don't.

2. Call
And by call like a man, I mean not call. Don't you guys hate when you meet a smokin' hot women in the club and she ain't studdin' you? Well instead of you getting her number, she tricks you into giving her yours and now you are on the edge of your seat waiting for her call... but she never calls. Wouldn't you rather her said, "nah you're not my type" then to have lead you on? Lesson: Don't do things to others that you wouldn't want done to you. Oh yea and don't be thirsty!

1. Cut players off the team
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned baby. When she is fed up, I mean tip top to the brim, there is nothing you can say or do to change her mind. She has the red marker in one hand and the roster in the other. Oh but what if you two were on good terms and you just found out she is cutting you for another man? Hmph. You never felt a cut as deep as a woman cutting her team for another man. All sales final, everything must go! She's strict, blunt, precise and careless. You thought you were her top player until you're bleeding ... and with full explanation. No question, women are much better players AND coaches.