Shot Caller or Ball Blocker
It's easy to be a low key hater.
It is sad when you do not know that you are the hater friend until you are caught in the middle of hating.
Some people are created to call the shots. Natural born leaders. And some people are, well... not. But just because you are not the shot caller does not mean that you have to be the hater.
If someone tells you something out of sheer consideration and extreme happiness you can either:
a) smile at the introduction, gasp at the climax, clamp your hands in excitement at the conclusion
b) grin, nod and shake your head during the whole story
c) interrupt mid sentence, regret that you have to run and dash out of the nearest exit
Let me also add before your decision making, that this person is just a friend of a friend, not your bestie and not your family member. If they talked to you, fine, it they don't even better. Okay. So what's your choice? A, B or C? I know you're probably thinking that a) you're nice b) you're okay c) you're mean but the actual answers are: a) you're phony b) you're real c) you're gangster.
Be real with these folks, call a lame a lame and be done with them. You turn into a shot caller that way. The ball blocking begins when you listen to their whole story and retorts with "oh I did that once, terrible ain't it or yea we've been there four years ago." Get yo hating ass outta here. Be blunt, be bold but don't be a blocker. It's very unattractive.
It is sad when you do not know that you are the hater friend until you are caught in the middle of hating.
Some people are created to call the shots. Natural born leaders. And some people are, well... not. But just because you are not the shot caller does not mean that you have to be the hater.
If someone tells you something out of sheer consideration and extreme happiness you can either:
a) smile at the introduction, gasp at the climax, clamp your hands in excitement at the conclusion
b) grin, nod and shake your head during the whole story
c) interrupt mid sentence, regret that you have to run and dash out of the nearest exit
Let me also add before your decision making, that this person is just a friend of a friend, not your bestie and not your family member. If they talked to you, fine, it they don't even better. Okay. So what's your choice? A, B or C? I know you're probably thinking that a) you're nice b) you're okay c) you're mean but the actual answers are: a) you're phony b) you're real c) you're gangster.
Be real with these folks, call a lame a lame and be done with them. You turn into a shot caller that way. The ball blocking begins when you listen to their whole story and retorts with "oh I did that once, terrible ain't it or yea we've been there four years ago." Get yo hating ass outta here. Be blunt, be bold but don't be a blocker. It's very unattractive.
Comments
Damn I knew you had jokes and kept it real...but I didn't expect to get to end of post and read that statement. Hella funny.