Just a Random Thought

If checkbooks could talk, mine would lie.
It would tell you that I love my mother and my landlord more than I love myself since I stay writing phat checks to them both and I haven't spent a dime on clothes, shoes or jewelry since January.
It would tell the biggest lie in the amount of my last withdrawl as if I have that kind of money to be withdrawing.
It would tell you that I'm in a love/hate relationship with BP because every Monday I faithfully spend $40 to fill up and that I haven't cheated on BP with anyone else since December.

If your checkbook could talk, what would it say about you?

Comments

Don said…
it would say that i don't love it like i once did.
it would say that i am stingy.
it would say that i eat alot of delivered pizza and steak out.

BP loves you baby.
April 16, 2008 at 12:45 PM
Unknown said…
Checkbook: Can I get a deposit?
Me: Yeah, I miss those too.
April 16, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Because I Said So said…
Don, I think everyone's checkbook would say those exact same words at least once in a person's lifetime.

Moddy Gemini, Welcome! Girl my checkbook gets a lot of deposits but it never has too much time to get to know the new green addition because its gone just as soon as it comes.
April 20, 2008 at 8:27 AM
Few Redeeming Qualities.... said…
that i get last the last possible moment and the most dangerous gas stattion in my area. and that i only value food and drink cause thats about all i buy...
April 21, 2008 at 7:55 PM
All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said…
lying is better than a bouncing stuttering check book
April 29, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Because I Said So said…
few redeeming qualities: hahaha you sound just like a man

torrance: say that brotha!
May 2, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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